緊繃

背痛呈現順時鐘的方向行走
我像是床上的陀螺
翻滾著打轉著
像在地上打滾的狗
磨蹭那攀附在皮毛之中的蝨蚤

吞了消炎藥 挨了針灸 無用
精神勝利法 在此不適用

it doesn't have to be this way

Christopher Owens, Vocal and Guitarist from Girls

他說他想變成John Lenon，可是世界上應該只有一個Yoko Ono。



it doesn't have to be this way
i know something
to take the corners off
and help you rock and roll
right down the road

and if you want to shape your brain
i know a substance
that gets rid of everything
and helps you rock and roll
out of control

who wants something real
we could have nothing
why not just give up
who wants to try
let go of the wheel
turn your ass over
come on take it
it's a simple ride

i never asked to feel this way
it's something that happened
you can just go with it, man
you can rock and roll
right down the road
if you take it day by day
don't try to fight it
you can do anything, yah
you can rock and roll
out of control

who wants something real
you could have nothing
why not just give up
who wants to try
let go of the wheel
turn your ass over
come on take it
it's a simple ride

who wants something real
we could have nothing
why not just give up
who wants to try
let go of the wheel
turn your ass over
come on take it
it's a simple ride

i take the key in my hand and it opens up the day
i take the key in my hand and it takes the pain away (hey hey)
i take the key in my hand and it opens up the day
i take the key in my hand and it takes the pain away (hey hey)
i take the key in my hand and it opens up the day
but if i had love i'd throw it all away

這種感覺就像是買了便當卻沒附養樂多而感到少了什麼
養樂多喝不喝無關緊要純粹是觀感問題

他戰

聽說如果南北韓開打
北韓會啟動核武
於是我查了一下核爆的半徑範圍
並試算了一下跟台灣的距離
結果發現重點是

GPRS別出槌才有關緊要